The Real Housewives of New York City
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The second is eggs on their own.
Eggs in a cake are great, or like French toast, fine.
The final food is anything spicy enough to burn your mouth.
(Remember, Brian, guacamole is extra.)
Then she asks the driver, Do you know how to get to Provisions?
Okay, that one made me LOL IRL.
As a group, these women really are winning me over.
Thats an interesting morning look for the Hamptons, Brynn says in her confessional.
I know, I know.
I have told so many Housewives that it is never jealousy.
They are making fun of her husband because he is an asshole.
Its never jealousy, but it looks, to me, like Brynn is jealous.
I mean, is there a reason we havent seen her apartment yet?
Is she Bethenny 2 point oh no she didnt?
We have two great scenes where Brynn talks about life in Indiana.
Erin shows off her Duolingo Spanish by ordering around the people flipping an apartment shes designing.
Next, we check in with Ubah and her friend Kathleen.
Strangely, Ubah continues to be somewhat reserved.
I miss my mom every day, and shes still with us.
But what else, Ubah?
What is going to make us fall in love with you and figure you out?
There are a few things about her that really annoy me.
First of all, her accent wont settle.
The other thing is that she cant dress.
Period dot exclamation make a statement without saying a word.
Its not just the Alexander Wang and Balenciaga in one outfit thing.
Its not even the green lingerie that she hated.
In that instance, Jessel says, Im glad it all went well.
That just seems to be a misunderstanding.
It was weird but not awful.
The open house was very elevated.
I mean, they had a [charcoochie] board and wine, she tells her husband.
Oh, thats how we judge what schools to send our kids to now?
The one that looks most like a Soho House?
But I do give her a little leeway because this is averyEnglish way to approach the world.
(kindly, kindly, kindly dont make this.)
Jenna wasnt being immature at all.
In this instance, Jenna didnt say anything to Sai or Erin.
Ugh, maybe her innate Reality Television Arts and Sciences instincts arent as sharp as I hoped.
I mean, what channel is this?
Who is going to host the reunion?