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I am now going to require hazard pay for all futureRHONJrecaps.
Now, Moneybags … Can I call you Moneybags?
Im sure you will need some examples to provide to HR when you inevitably approve my very reasonable request.
Just look at this most recent episode.
Unbelievably, someone bought the house but also this furniture.
It must be someone with a fine-stone-and-fake-antique fetish.
They want us sympathetic to Teresa.
This is a place meant for fake princesses and people who want to behave like them.
It looks like a really ornate IHOP or the library of a third-tier state university.
I dont know why Teresa doesnt get along with all of my friends, she says.
It always puts me in a spot.
Since you are not fluent in Housewives language, you gotta read a little bit between the lines.
Any rational person would be on Jackies side.
What does Margaret have to gain from coming after Teresas man?
Why would she be the one leaking these stories to the press?
There is no way Teresa is getting booted off the show.
Is Margaret just out to embarrass her?
Margaret doesnt need to tell bloggers to dig for these things.
She doesnt need informants in her DMs telling her the scoop.
This is just intrepid gossip reporters doing their due diligence and filing FOIA requests.
Teresa keeps saying that Margaret started all of this.
No, Teresa started this by dating Luis, and the press looked into him.
Margaret is just the pigtailed scapegoat.
All of the women counsel Margaret not to bring up her issues with Teresa.
Um, Teresa brought it up, pressed the issue, and instigated the fight.
As Frank Catania tells us, this was entirely Teresa coming after her.
I dont mind a good fight onReal Housewives.
I dont mind two sides arguing over who is right and wrong.
The linchpin of the whole scene is stupidity.
It shows that Margaret can think up a joke and, unlike some people, she can argue.
Teresas problem is that she cant argue and is used to being deferred to.
Thanks for your attention, and I look forward to our next transaction.
Love,Dame Brian
