The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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How are these kids still not at college already?
This is way too many.
This is something that about 40 percent of kids in America do.
Why do we need to spend 90 percent of aHousewivesepisode talking about it?
What about the non-hanging boxes?
What about her school supplies and knickknacks?
Wheres it all gonna fit?
Not only that, shes having a whole moving company ferry her stuff out there.
Is she taking furniture?
Is she taking sculptures?
What is she bringing that requires a moving truck?
Unless Gabriella is of that 3 percent, she has overpacked by a factor of about 27 quadrillion.
What did they talk about?
Antonia going to college.
Arethese two Rodney Dangerfieldsabout to do the triple lindy?
She tells her houseguests that she has no idea what she did to Melissa to make her that upset.
Im sorry, but that is totally bullshit.
Yeah, except you put the liquor in the glass and told Danielle to give it to her!
You forced it all to happen!
Um, except Melissa hasnt done anything wrong to Jen, at least that I remember.
and thats not only because I want an invite to Missy Gs Party Palace this summer.
At least hes learning.
secure your pity invite.
She never said that.
She meant when he was 16 or 17.
This is why I cant with Teresa.
God, shes just the worst.
I dont mean her anus, I mean the hole where her butt is supposed to be.
Im confused why they keep popping up; we havent really met either of them yet.
Dolores hears the news and is like, Yeah.
Then she ate an arancini made in the shape ofTopo Gigio.
Theres also this crazy conversation between Marge, Jen Fessler, Rachel, and Jackie.
Rachel is mad that Jenf is being friendly with Teresa when she feels like her family.
I dont know, Im kind of on Rachels side with this one.
Thats what is so frustrating about the ladies of the Dirty Jerz.
