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What even happened in this episode?
The Hyundai Elantra of sports.
(ItsBernadettefor me.)
Couldnt we have waited three seasons and just had this on the very round tenth anniversary of the surgery?
Oh yes, shes way better than Brooklyn Fashion Weekend, shes at actual New York Fashion Week!
Wait, they dont do that anymore?
Anyway, Danielle lets us know that she has designed seven (7) looks for her presentation.
You need a whole show for that?
Sister, you could cover all of them in half a TikTok and you need a whole fashion show?
And everyone would stare blankly at her for a moment and then she would say, Your sister!
with a sweep of her claw like shes Alyssa Edwards in the musical ofDeath Becomes Her.
But sadly none of that happened.
They just ate French toast and Joe agreed to officiate Melissas gay cousins wedding for some reason.
Over at Teresas house, shes getting Emsculpt with Danielle and Jen Aydin.
I dont know, but it seems like one of those things that cant possibly work.
Like, I shouldnt look into this for my entire body.
It doesnt really matter except that Rachel is upset that Jenf is being friends with Teresa.
The problem I have with this story line is that weve just barely met both of these women.
I didnt even realize that they were friends.
Now Rachel is saying that Jenf was her ride or die and shes upset that shes friends with Teresa.
Did they even know each other before last season?
Thats why people say such mean things, because Teresa is continuously dragging everyone down to her level.
If Jenf doesnt like it, maybe she should reconsider her friends.
She also says that Teresa is a good person.
Damn, and I thought I liked Jenf.
How did she know how I lost my virginity?
Are these friends of?
Am I supposed to remember these people?
This Kayla chick, though?
Ugh, this season is going to be exhausting, isnt it?
The fight is also getting way too ornate.
Its all so trashy and opaque.
The Maroon Marauder definitely did it.
He did all that horrible stuff.
He called Bo Dietl.
He called private investigators.
I can tell just by what wafts off him that Luis is as shady as an umbrella factory.
Of course he did it.
But Jenf wants to believe Teresa because she swore on her dorters.
Then Jenf asks Teresa if she was saying John Fuda is a drug dealer now.
Teresa says, No, he seems like a great dad and a great guy.
Um, that is not the tone she was giving off when she was ruining Jenfs birthday party.
(Did Jenf forget that this woman ruined her birthday party?)
My, how easily Jenf is fooled.
