The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I believe this to be true, but there is simply no way of knowing for sure.
I forgot that certain women are on this show unless theyre right there on my screen.
Its tough work, but someone has to do it.
Funnily enough, its at this Zentuary where its most apparent that these women are at war.
No longer is this show even pretending to be about a group of friends.
No, this show is about battle and strategic warfare.
Who cares about Jackie, Teresa tells Dolores, adding, I just need her to take down Margaret.
She is on a mission, and Jackie is a pawn.
It seems like Dolores has found herself caught in a cycle.
But nobody can tell Dolo what to do with her body, she assures us.
And why should they?
Look at her; clearly shes a genius when it comes to selecting procedures!
She seems to consider it.
A beautiful, terrifying brick wall.
But that isnt the only confrontation of the night, of course.
We also have Danielle pulling Jen aside to address their beef about Danielles charity event.
Its old-schoolHousewivesdrama about step-and-repeats and charity donations.
I dont want no part of that shit.
At this point, why doesnt Bravo just hire all of the hair people?
The drama always seems to stem from them.
Then we arrive at the moment.
As Danielle leaves, she tells Bill Aydin, Your wifes a bitch …
Many will litigate who was right or wrong here, but not me.
That would be like watching a UFC match and debating who started it.
These women all hate each other.
