The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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But those blood feuds, they didnt really set them aside this year.
This show has become all about teams, all about sides.
Jenf, wearing a denim jumpsuit from the Eileen Davidson collection, doesnt understand why Rachel is upset.
Jenf says she thought her conversation with Teresa was a victory because she could advocate for Rachel and John.
I didnt really see that happening either, but its nice for Jenf to attempt it.
Let it be known: You cant be friends with me if youre friends with Teresa.
Just make it plain; stop trying to manipulate Jenf into doing what you want her to do.
Rachel is not attending Jen Aydins party for her dog Biscuits first birthday.
I fucking love fried chicken on a biscuit, so I definitely support this union both spiritually and culinarily.
Then she drops the biggest bomb of the whole episode: Her boyfriend works for Luis.
Oh, no no no no no no no no no no.
This is a bad idea.
This is the worst idea.
Even if this ends in the best possible scenario, it is still going to be terrible.
No one can even tell us what Luiss business is.
Do we think Gias intended can?
Can he answer questions?
Take it away, Lina!
She then cues up Lina telling a story about Danielle being rude to her.
And after she did her hair!
My favorite part of the dog party, however, is when Jen says that she invited Margaret.
Teresa says, Which dog was Joe Benigno going to bring, Margaret or his real dog?
This pre-written dig fell flatter than Gia Giudices singing onher famous track.
This is what I cant stand about Teresa.
Its a race to the center of the earth with this one.
Now that its Teresas idea, she thinks its brilliant.
Um, this is insane.
He thinks theyre just going to get over their issues?
He thinks hes not going to have to explain his actions or take accountability for them?
Then Luis says, I dont start fights, but Ill finish this one.
This red-faced taint sniffer.
There are all sorts of other fights to clock, though.
Shes also pissed that Jackie hasnt been checking up on her enough during the anniversary of her ex-husbands death.
That is totally valid to be mad about, but then Marge should just say it.
Then Marge goes after Jenf saying, This is who you want to associate with.
They have absolutely no chill, and its getting on my nerves.
That could be the only good thing to come out of this day.
Well, that and the $200,000 that Bravo fans raised for breast cancer.
