The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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I cant and I wont.
Sadly, the virgin she sacrificed, well, it turned out that she wasnt a virgin after all.
Sadly, it makes the whole thing even more confusing than when it started.
So apparently, I guess Joe had an idea to make and/or sell pizza ovens.
Or maybe its frozen pizza.
Luis lays out $250,000 in cash to get the project started.
Luis says that he wanted to give Joe five percent of the company for coming up with the idea.
Still, then the pizza was named after Nonno, their dead father.
All parties agree that Luis lost his $250,000.
Seriously, what is Joes job?
What do any of these people even do?
Bill is a doctor.
Joe is a plumber.
Evan works in finance.
This whole fight is misguided, and I hate it.
Then there is an altercation between Danielle and the rest of the women, but really mostly Jackie.
I agree with the other women that there is definitely more to this story.
Also, that was the time to ask about it.
And if she says no, then its dropped.
But also, Jackie has never told us more about her and her sister.
Weve never heard the sisters side of the story.
If were all supposed to believe Jackie, why cant we all just believe Danielle?
Im a big Jackie fan and defender, but when she told Danielle, Thats not the story.
(Its called Innings, and they have karaoke on Thursdays.)
But thats not the point, Teresa.
He wants you to know that sheshouldhave invited Donna in the first place.
Thats where Teresa is.
I wear your fathers pajamas at night to make them feel safe.
Did you know that?
What is he trying to do here?
My balls touch your fathers balls.
That is weird and gross and I dont like it.
As all four sit down together, Tersea reiterates her point that Joe could have just called her.
Okay, fair point for Joe, but why didnt he call his sister?
Why did he get Luis and Gia all up in this business?
Do I have to tell Teresa again that Margaret wasnt making up lies or spreading slander?
She was only calling attention to something that was already on the internet.
So Teresa is just wrong about everything.
Shes wrong all the way down, as the kids would say.
This is the problem with Teresa.
She wants Melissa and Joe to stand up for her when she hasnt even once had Melissas back.
But none of it is Teresas fault.
