The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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Its judging how these women chug a Guinness at a local pub in Dublin.
Jackie Goldschneider, now that is a bitch who went to college.
That is why they are not chugging beers.
Beer chugging is really the only exciting part of this episode.
The next morning we get the only two fights happening on the Emerald Isle.
The first fight pops up again at breakfast, and it is between Danielle and Rachel.
I thought that was, Your hair is looking flat.
Danielle is mad that Rachel told Marge that Teresa and Jennifer Aydin had warned them about her.
Now Rachel thinks that Danielle is a rat for going around telling people shes a rat.
I agree with Margaret that these women hear things about each other.
This, of course, leads to Jennifer saying that Marge talked about Luis last year.
God, no one cares about this at all.
Also, unlike what Jen and Teresa say, she let it go.
She only mentioned it once to tell Teresa to get ahead of it.
Every other time it came up was because of Tweedle Dee and Teres-le Dumb.
Dont they throw around rumors like T-shirts getting shot out of a gun at a Devils game?
Thats kind of the whole show: Dont hate the player, hate the game.
What Jen pulls out instead is that Margaret is a boogawolf.
With their phones out, Melissa explains this means someone who is terribly ugly or nasty.
Thats why this isnt the read that Jen thinks it is.
Everyone who can chug a beer should know whatduplicitousmeans.
No one knows what a boogawolf is because not only is it obscure, its possibly a made-up word.
In that spirit, I would like to call Jen a calackaflocker.
Dont know what it means?
Well, dont you feel stupid?
(You shouldnt.)
The other fight happens on the bus and comes during an interesting discussion about infidelity.
), so what can I say about that?
Rachel asks if Teresas kids and Melissas kids get along.
She doesnt want Teresa to say anything negative about her daughter.
Teresa claims shes not, but the insinuation is there.
Its always tit for tat with you, Teresa says.
No, that is not tit for that.
The really interesting discussion, however, is Melissa talking to both Margaret and Joe about the situation.
After 20 years, Melissa is checked out.
But it wasnt that one thing at all.
It was all the things.
It was a million things.
Its not like their relationship was severed like a knife slicing a rope.
