The Real Housewives of New Jersey
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As far as my verdict goes, I am very into both of them.
Because they seem fun.
I cant explain it, but I find Danielles extra-ness somehow comforting.
Danielle seems like the perfectJerseyand Jersey girl.
She is the kind of woman whocanfight but prefers not to.
At least at one point she tells Valentina she cant have two boyfriends because shes only 5.
Then her son, Dominic, says, Theyre way out of your league anyway.
Her enthusiasm is infectious.
She also invites her brother, Eric, to the house.
Also what is up with these women and their siblings?
What is going on with those weird twins from that one season?
Think they still talk to each other?
Yes, lets do that.
As for Jenf, I sort of love her like I love Theodore fromThe Chipmunks.
Mozzarella at a Mozzarella Party?
Jenf is all over it.
She has people over; whats she going to serve?
Fried chicken and biscuits.
This is my kind of gal.
However, I dont think Jenf is of this world, as I like to say.
She makes the rookiest of mistakes when inviting everyone over.
All the parties have been filled with venom, she says.
Shes going to throw a nicer party.
Does she know what show she signed up for?
That is not how we roll here.
Why dont you just slow down and eat this enormous fucking turkey leg I brought from Medieval Times.
Im sorry, but Im calling this one for Jen.
The substance of the fight doesnt really matter; these two just hate each other.
I mean, thats it.
When Jen says, I have a family, which is something you wouldnt know what its like.
A good marriage, you stupid fucking bitch!
Marge also follows that up by calling Jen a disheveled little drug addict, which is perfect.
Ill buy them all.
This group doesnt need another woman with a business; what they need is a third-grade teacher.
Can we get one of the third-grade teachers from Franklin Lakes Elementary for the next season?
Teresa replies, Im on six acres.
How many are you on?
Wait, didnt the women just discuss how bragging and just stating facts are two separate things?)
The next time we see any of the women together, its at Valentinas birthday party.
Danielle only invited one side, so its her, Rachel, Jennifer, and Teresa.
Wait, is this like Housewife camp?
Is this some kind of indoctrination?
But the end of the episode is one of the craziest things Ive ever seen.
It is basically Teresa and Jennifer giving them both the hard sell on why they should join their side.
Marge is awful, dont trust her.
Dolores and Jennifer have a history she wants to tell everyone about.
I dont think Danielle and Rachel are going to fall for it, though.
Theyre just both too damn fun.
