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She said, Ill have the garlic-knot chicken parm.
Excuse me, the who say what now?
What in the bang out 2 diabetes is this and how do I get my hands on it immediately?
To get the two together?
Oh me, oh my, give me a freakin cardiac arrest, you disgusting beast.
But how is that possible?
How is this thing constructed?
Do they take stale garlic knots and use it as the breading on a classic chicken parm?
Of course she doesnt!
Teresa has never had another persons back her entire life.
Jen never weighs the facts or Teresas argument before rushing to her defense.
The same thing with the other women and Marge or Melissa.
Okay, swept under the carpet.
(you could read all about her lawsuit, which was denied,here.)
Now, I dont doubt that Marge got involved somehow.
You dont put lies out there about someone and take a stab at hurt them in any way.
You dont do that, Teresa says.
Or what about her sister-in-law Melissa?
Wasnt Teresa lying about her being a stripper and put that on television?
Werent her and Jen also behind Danielle bringing up that Melissa was cheating on Joe just to hurt her?
But we dont put rumors out there to hurt people, right, Teresa?
As far as Im concerned, thats totally true.
That wasnt very nice and I ask for both Joe and Marges forgiveness.
(Isnt it Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. who implored us to Kill All Cancer?)
People die from prostate cancer all the time and I shouldnt be making jokes about it.
Also Joe B. has always been a wonderful, stand-up guy and a great partner to Marge.
He deserved better than that and I hope that he is all right and has a speedy recovery.
Other than that little detour, the pajama party is a low-stress event.
Everyone gets along; Jen Fessler and Rachel put their weird beef behind them.
Everyone asks if thats Jen and Danielle says, No comment.
We knew exactly what it is, though.
Its some petty bullshit.
Its some unserious clownery, and I commend Danielle on her efforts.
This is the kind of stupid behavior that we should be encouraging.
