The Real Housewives of Miami
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I love nothing more than when the Real Housewives make my job easy.
Thats three, as inM3gans3 that is how iconic this episode is from start to finish.
The first person who is clearly wrong is Alexia, the Cuban Teresa Giudice.
Alexia answers that he is in the wrong group for that, which, amen, sis.
First, she says they didnt know him, so she was trying to help her girl.
Well, if you dont know him, why talk about him?
She then asks him to prove that he isnt married to someone else.
Can you read it?
Do you need glasses?
Okay, this was a shitty thing to say.
Despite being like, Do you need glasses?
Alexia responds, Youre talking to a woman, so hey respect me, because Im not disrespecting you.
I could give a shit.
I could wipe this in my butt.
Im not dating you.
Lets take this one phrase at a time.
Why should he be respectful when she hasnt been at all?
After all, she started this.
She then says that his proof doesnt matter.
Um, she justaskedfor proof.
When he delivers it, its nothing but toilet paper?
Then she says she doesnt care and is not dating him.
So why are you riding so hard for this guy and continuing to be wrong?
Then after dismissing his proof, she pulls out her phone and shows himherproof that hes still married.
So do we want proof or not?
What is going on?
Jesus, Mary, and Josephine Baker.
What is wrong with this woman?
She says, It was not nice to be accused of going out with a married man.
It was not nice to say he was married when he was not.
it was not nice to go dig for his records when its not of your fucking business.
Thats it right there.
However, Alexia refuses to apologize and doesnt think shes wrong.
She says the guy isnt married but is still an asshole.
Yeah, he was only an asshole because you pushed him into being one!
But he was pretty rude to me.
I call it the dont poke the bear defense.
Give it a whirl.
Heres the thing: Nicole didnt believe everything she heard.
Why is she hung up on this?
She brought up that rumor to embarrass her.
Larsa says she has DMs to prove that someone told her this, but she wont show them.
The lawyer immediately cant handle it.
If his nervous laughter were a renewable energy source, it could power Miami-Dade County for a decade.
First, there is the fight between Adriana and Alexia.
She says hes a family lawyer and not to waste the time she is paying for.
If youd just let the man speak, he would have given you the answer you wanted.
Okay, so were just going to believe some random fan over what Nicole says?
She, of course, has a rational explanation.
She didnt fuck the whole hospital.
She had a consensual relationship with another resident when she was separated from her first husband.
No scandal, no foul.
Where are all the skull emojis?
I need every single one for how dead I was.
She asks why he didnt say hi to her when they were in the same house.
He says to leave him alone, because she refuses to cooperate in the divorce.
When she asks what she wont cooperate with, he says everything but has no actual specifics.
Oh, fuck entirely off!
He asks her, Do you get it or not?
like shes some child.
Lisa, to her credit, just walks out.
Her eyes are closed, her arms blocking the lights, and everything is dark.
She thinks for a minute that she could fall right into that darkness.
