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Julia Lemigova for making fun of her singing.
Even the show did it!
Remember how last episode showed her practicing and all the birds flew out of the tree?
Even this episode shows Julia practicing her opera duet while scrubbing goats (?!)
on the farm, tending to her birds, and feeding the chickens.
The editing is telling us, Look at this crazy lady and herFlorence Foster Jenkinspursuit to sing opera.
Then the actual performance came and I cried very real human tears out of my own tear ducts.
Martina still has no idea what is happening and then Julia gets up to sing.
The only word to describe Martina during the performance isbeaming.
When all the women sit down together, Nicole brings up that Guerdy looks annoyed.
We know this is false; weve seen the tapes.
Guerdy knows this is false because she was there and even tells Larsa that its false.
So Larsa changes tactics.
When Guerdy says Larsa was careless with the information, Larsa says, Youre welcome.
I was trying to do you a favor by telling those girls.
That doesnt even make sense.
Larsa then tries to tell Guerdy that what she was doing was from a place of love.
The real problem here is that Larsa is refusing to apologize, again.
Not once does she show concern for Guerdy.
She is only showing concern for how right she is.
Okay, wait one minute.
Maybe Larsa doesnt know what an apology is.
Maybe she doesnt know that the wordsorryis integral to every apology.
Larsa says, It wasnt even done poorly, Nicole.
Ugh, of course.
When Adriana is calling you out, then youre totally busted.
Even Kiki says Larsa really needs to apologize.
I appreciate Guerdys stance in the argument.
A Housewives apology will not suffice here.
Larsa needs to see how what she did was wrong and ask forgiveness.
The other drama, as usual, is Lisa and Lenny.
When she invites Alexia to Palm Beach, she asks Lisa not to talk about Lenny the whole weekend.
What theyre all telling Lisa is that shes talking about it too much.
As Marysol hints, Lisa is letting this divorce consume her.
Lenny is an asshole who did her wrong and insulted her on television.
And have you seen Jody?
Sure, hes Canadian, but it is an upgrade of unreal proportions.
At the farm, the women have to share rooms and decide they should mix things up a bit.
Like, Oh if were going to share a bed together, my husband might be worried, wink-wink.
Okay, thats funny, ha ha, as the non-Cuban, original-recipe Teresa Giudice would say.
Maybe there are some false equivalencies going on in Alexias brain.
Her argument to herself is What if Julia was a man who sleeps with women?
I would never share a bed with her.
Sadly, men have often proven this right.
But Julia is not a man.
Shes also not a stranger.
But for some reason, Alexia is uncomfortable.
Lets just hope Alexia doesnt go to Larsa for advice on how to apologize.
