The Real Housewives of Miami
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Its just too easy.
They say theyre doing the podcast to clear up all the misconceptions about them.
Okay, so they talk about their relationship plenty in this episode?
What is episode two?
Is there anything left to say?
Im sorry, but this podcast was voted Least Likely to be Downloaded three years running byPeople With Earsmagazine.
Lisa was at an earlier F1 event (wouldnt that make this event F2?)
and told Guerdy that she knows that Guerdy is having a medical problem.
Thats the thing about telling a tight group, most of whom she trusts.
I tested her because I knew she would sing like a canary, Guerdy tells Lisa.
Lisa repeats that line to Larsa, who says, Who would test cancer?
Yeah, and who would go around telling everyone that Guerdy has it?
She didnt say to Lisa and the gang, Call your friend; she needs you.
She didnt even hint or allege something was going on; she just flat out told everyone.
First of all, what is Larsa?
And secondly, shed have nothing to get mad about if Larsa didnt open her Botoxed face hole.
But since shes drinking, Larsa says, Do you have cancer, or do you dont have cancer?
That is an insane question.
No one on a reality television program would dare fake a cancer diagnosis.
Oh, wait.Never mind.
But who on a reality television program would fake canceragain?
Dr. Nicole also says that Larsa called her and asked if Guerdy was really going through cancer.
What, like shes going around lying about it?
No, what she took away from the conversation is that Larsa wants a second opinion.
Sister, she shouldnt have even been allowed to have a first opinion.
Promotions and kudos to them.
Horrible for typing, great for parties.
But now Guerdy knows Larsa didnt just tell Lisa; she told everyone.
Larsa cant take any ownership of what she did.
Shes expressed very little remorse or sadness for Guerdy from the minute she found out.
Again, shes making this too easy.
She doesnt like that Larsa isnt hanging out with her now because she has a boyfriend.
Sounds like typical Larsa.
But its odd how much the friends of do on this show.
Does this mean Marysol is inevitably going to get promoted?
If anyone deserves a promotion, it is one Adriana de Moura.
She is officially the first Real Housewife to try ketamine therapy on the show.
They dont bully her so much as react to the things she does.
Maybe everyone on this show just needs to trip together, but then, who would we hate?
