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It is not every day that we get to witness a birth.
Since this show returned last year, Dr. Nicole was one of my favorites.
But with this episode, Dr. Nicole died and Housewife Nicole arrived.
I always thought Dr. Nicole was in the right here.
(Hello,I already did it for journalism.)
Even if they didnt have an OF, I would still Google them because that is what we do.
Alexia isnt wrong where there is smoke there is often fire.
But there is no way Nicole slept witheverydoctor at the hospital.
There are probably some gay ones and a couple who are so gross that Nicole wouldnt dare.
There might even be a few who would turnherdown.
But what is most likely is Kikis answer: No one has the time to have that much sex.
Im saying that maybe she had an affair with one dude, which I could believe.
But the entire staff?
Not even optometrists wives will get jiggy with them.
She could easily get fired for this, just like Justin Rose onRHOSLClost his job.
Larsa is not at any risk.
She accuses Nicole of judging her based on something she read on the internet.
She judged you based on something you deliberately put into the world to profit from.
Bonus points to Larsa for this extreme pettiness.
Bonus points to Marcus for being hot.
Good work all around on this one, honestly.
I am very pro-Nicole in this argument, especially because she figured Larsa out like yesterdays Wordle.
Anthony, that isourjob.
I dont give a shot to do attorney insurance or whatever.
But Nicole tells him she did something that will handle the situation.
The scene is intercut with Guerdy visiting Larsa as a box from Nicole arrives in the mail.
Guerdy says, Oh goody.
Its something to help along your friendship.
This probably has you a little slaphappy, but this is not a gift that is wishing well.
This is a gift meant to destroy.
It says, Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fake one of all.
Did Larsa read it wrong, or did Nicole write it wrong?
It could go either way.
I mean, slow clap for Nicole, yall.
(You know those drums launched Marlos wig right up to the International Space Station.)
Yes, disinviting someone is tacky and silly, and you would never do it in real life.
But it is becoming de rigueur on our favorite docusoap, and Nicole has mastered the art.
Nicoles engagement party looks amazing, but why is she wearing a (gorgeous) white dress?
Isnt that bad luck?
You know there are white blazers five sizes too small crowding up that guys wardrobe.
He is trashed, pulls Nicole over, and says Anthony will never be like me.
Um, yeah, but there is three of us here: Nicole, her father, and us.
We want to have this conversation.
What was he going to say?
Where was this going?
What will Anthony one day say to Nicole?
Alexia, however, loves every rumor about someone other than her and says that maybe Larsaistelling the truth.
She walks over to her table and sees the black box Nicole sent her half propped open.
She lifts the cardboard lid and catches her face at a bad angle in the mirror.
She stares down at her face and then out the windows at the wide world beyond.
She goes back and forth silently for about five minutes, occasionally taking a sip of her drink.
She goes to bed without cleaning up any of the mess she made.
