The Real Housewives of Miami
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Wait, if theyre broken up, does that mean the worlds most unnecessary podcast is also canceled?
Their relationship was also a topic of conversation in the episode.
This is confirmed later in the episode when news breaks thatMichael does not approve of the relationship.
Still, Larsa tries to spin it.
Tears for everyone around the table, but, honestly, I dont really care.
How aboutSummer House: Marthas Vineyard?
Hed be perfect, and they could use some star power.
(He passed away late last year.)
Isis offers her some products from her all-natural beauty supply line.
Someone who is not a Real Housewife showing up with a gift from her own line?
Did she study the Larsa Pippen rule book?
Is she trying to get on the show?
The theme of families continues with our girl Lisa, who talks to Nicole about her romantic history.
Shes now onto her fourth boyfriend, who is totally taking care of her.
What kind of crazy Canadian house thief is Jody?
First, he takes Adrianas, and then he gives a house to Lisa.
Hes like thatguy who gives his sperm away for free on the internet, but with houses.
But all of this family stuff happened in Miami after the womens trip was over.
Well, maybe Alexia and Marysol address it a little bit when Marysol tells a damning story about Lisa.
(A vow renewal?!
Call the divorce attorney!)
Lisa asks her, Who are we talking about now?
His name is Steve, and hes a gringo with two kids who are almost college age.
I know that, and I just watch the show.
Lisalivesit and is still not interested in these details.
Alexia says that Lisa only cares about Lisa, and shes kind of fine with it.
Like shes not mad at you for taking attention, shes just not going to give you any.
Larsas narcissism, on the other hand, is something different.
While theyre at the tequila tasting, Larsa gives what is possibly the worst gift inReal Housewiveshistory.
You just turned the Burger Queens perfect neck into a giant billboard.
How dare you?!
But as everyone settles down to birthday dinner … okay, well, not everyone.
So, everyone who is left is at dinner, and theyre having a great time.
Marysol and Kiki buy a pinata and fill it with enormous dildos.
They reach in, pull one out, and throw them at each other around the table.
This is the Miami that we know and love.
A family show, indeed.
