The Real Housewives of Miami
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Let us start with the biggest one first.
[Ding-ding] ROUND ONE.
Sorry, but no lies detected.
Its strange because when Ana does finally arrive at the brunch, she is quite sweet.
As fights erupt around her like zits on an oily 14-year-olds face, Ana stays mostly quiet.
But that she accepted the invitation in the first place doesnt say great things about Ana.
Her intentions were immediately apparent, and she failed miserably.
Alexia drives back in the Ferrari/Lambo/Porsche (should she be driving after all those cocktails?
), and they take their seats at the table.
When they do, however, they dont attack Ana or Adriana.
They firmly have their sights set on Nicole, who they think is trying to retaliate against Marysol.
Didnt they bury the hatchet in the Aroma360 Clubhouse?
Nicole makes a number of valid points.
She didnt know what happened ten years ago because she wasnt around.
And if Larsa, who was around, though pre-Ana, didnt know, how could Nicole?
Also, how is she supposed to know what Ana said on a podcast.
Im pretty immersed in Housewifery, and I didnt even know about this until the episode.
I think Nicole, like all of them, was played by Adriana.
This is what I cant understand about Alexia and Marysol.
Adriana has been pulling these stunts since she was first cast on the show during the Obama administration.
When they found out she was involved, why would they think this was Nicoles plan and not Adrianas?
First of all, low blow.
Second of all, who among us hasnt been mean to his/her mother once or twice?
(Sorry, Mom!)
Third of all, her mom wasnt there because she was watching the kid.
This isnt the burn that Alexia thinks it is.
WINNER: Dr. Nicoles enormous new house
Lisa vs. the Word Heinous: Nope.
She cant pronounce it.
This ended up being a kind of perfect stunt.
Guerdy says Lisa should think, Fuck the Phantom.
Lisa is upset that Julia said mean things about her kids.
Julia says that she did not say these things.
This seems like a game of semantics.
This seems out of line.
No, but I also wouldnt bring it up on television and then refuse to apologize.
But, you have to admit, there is an uncanny resemblance.
She wasnt going to beat that.
She intended to make Alexia look bad.
I dont think Adriana even believes that; she is just out for blood against her old enemies.
Lisa doesnt even want Ana there if it means bolstering her argument, so Adriana is busted.
Do you know anything about your bestie?
This is what she always does.
That is exactly what happens here.
Adriana tells Julia, Dont play devils advocate.
But thats not what Julia is doing.
She barges out of the house without even taking Julias opposition seriously.
WINNER: Who is full time, and who is the friend?
It was all terrible and heartbreaking.
I lost it even more.
Then, Miles, her 15-year-old, comes in for a long hug and a bit of a cry.
I swear I even saw Russells granite face let loose a tear or two.
WINNER:Crying
