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Will it take someone getting eaten by an alligator for them to finally get it?
I guess things are different in Mexico.
But what happened with the women wasnt common for what goes on in the lords house.
That is what I love about this group.
This is not Gizelle Bryant refusing to attend an event because Candiace Dillard-Bassett isnt there.
If only the rest of the day was as divine as the visit to the church.
The second part of the day is taken up by Lisa and a boat ride.
(Ew, dont let me ever mention Lenny and his willy in the same sentence again.)
But that doesnt explain why their boat ride was so incredibly chaotic.
Theres Adriana yelling on the phone with her producer Emilio Esteves.
Sorry, my bad.
Then theres Julia applying lip gloss to Marysols mouth using her own lips.
Sorry, the ghost of Alex McCord just entered my body and Im not sure what happened.
Kiki takes a bit of offense because her grandmother in Haiti lived in a house just like that.
It gets worse when Lisa sees a pack of dogs that she says look sick and dirty.
I dont know; they looked like pretty normal pets to me.
Even David, the gondolier, thinks its kind of gross.
It seems like Lisa had a visit from Karen Kemsley, the evil Housewives spirit of white privilege.
The visit actually might have started when she said she would get herpes if she swam in the canal.
Luckily, Dr. Nicole points out that the ST in STI stands for sexually transmitted, not swimming transmitted.
Does she know that?
Does she know what they get fed?
Does she know that Mexico has the best dog food in the world?
(The fastest of all Google searches shows that Mexicanscare deeply about giving natural pet foodto their dogs.)
But Lisa cant say, Fine, Im sorry.
What is up with the way that all of the women on this show fight?
This one is against Kiki Barth, the undisputed Burger Queen, who should not be messed with.
Kiki then tosses what seems to be an empty juice box at Lisa.
They pass theIsland of the Dead Dolls.
Tener Cuidado, David says.
