The Real Housewives of Miami
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There are two things in this episode that I will not be able to talk about at all.
The first is the continuation of Julias adoption journey.
She reports to Adriana that getting a kid is longer and harder than she thought.
They cant get one from her native Russia because they wont give children to same-sex couples.
Oh, Julia, just abandon this.
I have never seen a Housewife make such a slow motion.
There arent even twoLs ineleven.
Why are there two 1s where oneLshould be?
When were they even there?
Like 7:30 p.m. on a Tuesday?
How did they think they would get laid at the club midweek?
And then Lisa spends 31 minutes talking about Lenny?
I guess she could have if there were any actual dudes to talk to in this place.
There is one thing that I never want to stop talking about: Larsas before-and-after.
When they show flashbacks of her from season one with her original face, its shocking to me.
With all of that out of the way, all we have left to talk about is Alexia.
I also love that someone is finally telling Alexia that the way she smothers and infantilizes him is wrong.
They ask if he can take an Uber or a Lyft.
Alexia says she will drive him.
Theyre like, No, lady.
This is exactly what wedontwant you to do.
She tells Frankie that shell always be there for him.
Theyre like, No, lady.
One day you will die, and Frankie will be on his own.
Dont lie to him.
This is just what she needs to hear.
However, when it comes to everything else, Alexia is wrong, and no one is telling her.
Alexia tells Marysol that NicolesAmex Black Cardstunt was disrespectful.
Alexia was also disrespectful when she screamed that he shouldnt answer Nicoles question.
Alexia says that Nicole was using her credit card like she was in a strip club.
I thought that was a cash-only situation because that is best for all parties involved.
Anyway, I understand why Nicole had no idea that what she did was over the line.
(Honestly, on a show likeHousewives, it wasnt eventhatover the line.)
That Alexia thinks Nicole should know what she did and call and apologize is insane.
As Nicole says herself, Alexia needs to tell her that she was offended before she can even apologize.
Thats howgriegoeventually transformed intogringo, or someone who speaks a foreign language.
Id rather talk about the fight when Alexia wants to know why Nicole hasnt apologized yet.
Nicole genuinely seems taken aback and didnt know that she ruffled as many feathers as she did.
(kindly do not let a feather ruffler near Meredith Marks at a reunion.)
And she wants Nicole to own something?
That sounds like Greek to me.
Alexia wouldnt know respect if Aretha Franklin spelled it out for her.
Is that like a part of who you are?
which is just as condescending as anything Anthony said at Gringo Dinner.
Alexia then says that Nicole is still pretending shes right.
No, shes not.
She is answering your question about why she saw it that way.
I know what she means, because Housewives do it all the time.
Im sorry you felt that way, but youre wrong.
We have watched too manyReal Housewivesto know that will not happen.
We all know what is coming next.
Oh, I amdefinitelygoing to want to talk about that.
