The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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They are in Atlanta with their son talking about all the movies about abductions that theyre currently filming.
But what are they mostly doing?
Oh, honey: Mostly, the rich women are getting divorced.
They are not getting divorced, they are getting separated.
But that is kind of like when Bravo puts a show on pause.
It might come back.
Dorit, the same thing is true about your marriage.
Well, because he got sober, and then he realized that he cant fucking stand her.
Thats not really the reason, but thats kind of what it sounds like.
This is my problem with Dorit; its always sunshine and unicorns and ignoring what lies underneath.
You simply must go.
Meanwhile, she was up all night retching in her bidet because she got food poisoning from undercooked shrimp.
The truth always comes out; why cant she give it to us straight?
Of course its long-winded.
Um, excuse me.
What are these dudes doing here?
They divorced their wives, which means we never have to see them again.
Why are they getting to talk about themselves?
This is not how the show works.
I almost dont mind because PK comes for Dorit, and I find it extremely amusing.
Then he says, Dorit is not the most able to listen.
Yes, my friend, we have seen this in action, and we know its true.
He doesnt want to do the work to stay married.
She also tells Kathy that shes a great listener.
Yes, just wonderful.
We then get to see both of their perspectives on this fight were in mediated through Erika.
Its a great spot to be in since neither Dorit nor Kyle is going anywhere.
This is what job security looks like.
Maybe thats why Erika has decided now is the best time to redecorate.
Anyway, Im not entirely sure what the deep, deep down of this fight really is.
Since then, its been just seemingly petty things.
Dorit is mad Kyle went on Amazon Live and said that she and Dorit were never really that close.
We only went on one trip together as couples, she says.
Um, I dont know.
That seems pretty close.
Erika says, Amazon Live,Watch What Happens Live, BravoCon.
To me, I could say that it is small, but to them, it is big.
It seems like a lot of miscommunication.
This is kind of bad that there is no coming back from it.
Okay, got it.
This is basically just a good outfit plus antlers, but it is on theme and looking good.
Her friend Jennifer Tilly is taking notes from Bjork and wearing several black swans.
The real reason to wear this, though, is the enormous disc that is her headpiece.
However, it is not surreal.
As Sutton says, Dorit went to the wrong wing of the museum.
Bozs dress, like Dorits, is amazing.
There is nothing at all surreal about this.
Is it big, beautiful, and over the top?
But it is not a Big, Beautiful, and Over the Top Ball.
Garcelle nowsheunderstood the assignment.
Shes wearing a black-and-white bodysuit with a cape and two enormous eyeballs on the shoulders.
That is surreal, that is haunting, that is something that Salvador Dali would have painted.
Kyle is just wearing antlers like Sutton.
But Kyle is showing off that new body with a plunging neckline so maybe she wins?
Im with Garcelle though, its not like we can stop talking about Morgan now.
Vance flirts with a La-Z-Boy.
She says she never questioned her sexuality until it started to be questioned in the tabloids.
How is Morgan involved if theyre not involved?
But I get it: Kyle is trying to figure it out.
Shes in this new landscape where things arent real, or maybe they are.
Its a place where clocks melt on tree branches, and everyone is wearing antlers like theyre half beast.
Its a place where divorces become separations because we will them into being better than they are.
