The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Do they still even have those?
They ran around their enormous modern farmhouse kitchens, screaming about purple dinosaurs and Frosted Flakes.
Thats not what theyre calling it.
Theyre calling it hormones.
Shes talking about the fourth-anniversary party for her store, also called Sutton.
That feels really good.
This is what drives me crazy about Sutton.
She could have just said, I did this all on my own, which is true.
She does not get credit, however, for the money.
Kyles quite open and vulnerable during the scene and Jamie does give her decent advice.
(Is Doogie derived from dog?)
He tells her there are no obligatory relationships, especially if those relationships are bad.
He tells her that she will find it among the cast ofRich Women Doing Things.
He didnt say that.
I mean, could you imagine?
Is bringing Kim Richards, Thousand Oakss premiere outsider artist, to any public function a good idea?
I brought my markers.
It could be good for business.
My first one of the day.
Im just getting permission from Mom.
like, she and Dorit have been setting up the Sutton is a drunk story for weeks.
She knows what she meant.
But Sutton is just as full of bullshit.
Also, she heavily insinuated it, which is like saying it.
But as full of shit as Sutton is, Kyle is equally full of shit.
Yeah, because theyre all reading everything in the press, of course they would assume that!
But no one, except maybe Garcelle, can actually ladies up and confront her about it.
Garcelle does ask her, If there is a story, would you own up to it?
Shes owning this story as much as Dorit owns her own house.
(Oh, thats a low blow and not really true, but Im sticking with it.)
(I need a shot just to parse that sentence!)
You hear about it.
You wish it never happens to you.
But today, I am on the other end of a Dorit interrogation, she says.
We then see Dorit just ranting at Crystal for God knows how long.
We need to know just how long and torturous these are.
As all the ladies sit down for a chat, it is now Annemaries time to shine.
Well, maybe shine is a big word.
Annemarie starts asking about Suttons medication and whether or not she should be drinking on it.
She starts asking about her esophagus and what exactly is wrong with it.
I landed in some hot water after talking about this exact thing inlast weeks recap.
I would like to apologize for insinuating that she has an alcohol problem because of her esophagus situation.
It was indeed a low blow.
Both she and Kyle are doing it to each other, and maybe we should all just stop.
But Im actually on Suttons side in this whole Annemarie discussion.
And in Suttons own store?
This is Annemarie looking to be of use and failing.
Also, esophageal stretching?Apparently a thing!
She sees it all and knows that, no matter where the money came from, she did it.
Nope, thats not it.
Its just her esophagus.
