The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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They joked about selling it on the street, but they only meant lemonade.
Okay, here it goes.
I agree with PK, a …
Lets try that again.
I agree with PK, a jellied eel who …
This time its going to work.
PK, a … Dammit!
Im so confused about agreeing with the man that I cant insult it.
We know the Lord of Surely Rented Manor has already done this math in his head.
I get Dorits point.
The kids get a personal touch at home with a teacher who can give them individual attention.
Of course they do!
They dont know anything else.
PK is … PK is … PK is … right (ugh).
Homeschooling is never a good idea.
Know who was homeschooled?
Shes like the Joker if he loved turtles.
Meanwhile, Kim is like, I told Paris I would do a mural for the baby.
Okay, now we have to get back to theDinner Party From Hell Part 2: The Reefering.
The new fight is one between Denise Richards and Erika Jayne.
Well, not really.
It is between Denise Richards and reality.
She says its great, but she has an issue with Erika.
Denise wants to know what she did to Erika to make her hate her.
Erika, very calmly and politely, asks Denise what she is referring to.
You know what you did, she says like her mouth is an ocean.
We have no clue!
Go watch the show!
she screams at Erika.
It was also cute of Crystal to be like, What show?
Telling Erika to watch the show is the only thing Denise said that made even the remotest sense.
Finally, she admits that it wasnt an incident; it was a whole thing.
While watching this scene, I thought I knew what Denise was talking about.
I thought she was trying to get justice from Lisa Rinna through Erika.
What the hell did I ever do to you to deserve that?
I thought this was a reckoning.
Some weak-sauce argumentfrom, like, four years ago?
Oh, I entirely misjudged this whole thing.
I just didnt think it would be as Slurry Spice at Kyles marijuana dinner party.
But the two best Denise moments werent even part of the fight.
It seemed like that way from the back, like it was cut way too high or something.
I know what youre trying to do.
Sutton says that she doesntknowanything; it just seemed like she was.
This is what drives me crazy about this fight.
At least Kyle finally said that Sutton is a drunk, in her opinion.
Is any of this true?That is what Sutton keeps insinuating but is too chickenshit to say.
(Can you believe that was ten years ago?
Were so fucking old.)
Sutton says that she has an esophageal condition that makes it hard for her to swallow.
I was ready to be all like, Sutton is so full of shit.
No one ever heard of that before.
Wow, sounds like Sutton might be telling the truth.
Stop telling on yourself, Sutton.
She and Garcelle laugh about Kyle dragging her coochie all over the dance floor doing the splits.
Im sorry, but this is a specious argument.
Okay, that blow is so low that even those creepy twins fromSelling Sunsetare taller than it.
Yes, Kyle was rude to Sutton all night, but even she didnt deserve that.
And with that, Sutton knows that its time to leave.
After theyre all departed, Kyle goes upstairs and takes out her long diamond earrings.
She unzips her dress, takes off her face, removes the clips and pieces from her hair.
Shes disrobing, putting away her armor.
She puts on a bathrobe and pads down the hallway to Portias room.
Did you have friends over or something?
she asks, only half-caring.
