The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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That is $76,450 worth of bags on one wrist that is sporting only a bangle from Claires.

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Its sort of the taint of conservative California beach towns.

Barbara K., Angie K.s bisexual New York cousin, would never be allowed to do such a thing.

Kathys whole journey, much like Kathy, is entirely stupid.

I mean this as a compliment.

At least we know shes not moving in.

If that were the case, shed have brought her box fan.

Actually, I take that back.

My reaction would have been the same as Kyles: Absolutely not.

Yes,I would have sung, Should I wear my hair in a ponytail?

Should I dress myself up in Chanel?

Do I measure me by what you think?

(Congrats if you got that reference.

You are both a giant homosexual and you have daddy somewhere in your Sniffies profile.)

He justsigned with LA Models.

Being this right is very difficult.

None of you should ever strain yourself as much as I do.

Just continue being wrong.

Its so much easier.

What is clear to me is that Kyle needs someone to take care of.

She asks Mauricio if she needs to buy him towels.

This is the most rich-boy answer I have ever heard in my life.

But Kyle has always taken care of someone.

First, it was her mother, Big Kathy, and her sisters, who were always messes.

Then it was her husband and then it was her daughters.

I dont need any more linens.

like stop pestering me.

I hate to break it to her, but there is no shielding these kids.

Also, of course, hes going to sign a lease without telling you.

That is the entire point.

And who cares if the kids dont know it?

Theyre going to have to learn it sometime.

Why does Dorit need to know about the apartment?

Im sure theyre in good hands.

Okay, maybe not.

Im sure theyre in slightly capable hands that will keep them from dying.

Hollywood A-listers over here catching strays!

We have some whole new reasons why each is mad at the other.

At dinner, Kyle brings out some new ammunition of her own.

Dorit says that is true but that Kyle hurt her on purpose.

I would venture to guess Kyle feels the exact same way.

Thats what is crazy about this fight.

They also think the worst of each other.

You did, No, you!

Or maybe its a mirror.

Maybe theyre both looking at their own reflection and thinking its someone else.