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This week on our favorite program,Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women did things in Spain!
First, they had to get ready.
There is literally a sex club in Sitges calledBukkake.
When we first learned about Merces ashes, I was like W to the TF.
How did she get these ashes?
How long has she been holding onto him?
Hes been dead since 2009.
Is it that long?
Did she buy these?
Can you buy someones remains in an auction?
I did enjoy learning all of this about Sutton.
I like Sutton as a person and think shes fun, weird, and off-kilter hilarious.
(Thats how we do this, right?)
Or is it a Rolls?
Whichever, Dorit is jealous mostly because Sutton owes no money on it.
Im sorry, but Im kind of sick of the traveling-with-glam trend.
(I would pay at least $400 to watch that video on OnlyFans.)
Storm doesnt even need to think up a porn name; he already has one.
I have surveyed the room, and check, check, check.
Thats a little glib, but Dorit caring so deeply about her designer plane pajamasisshallow.
Kyle, Garcelle, and Erika never went to college.
Crystal says that she doesnt think that the women are stupid and shallow, and she never said that.
That cast also included Lisa Rinna and Denise Richards, neither of whom went to college.
I wonder what Crystal would say about this.
However, the other women seem to believe Annemarie because it rings true.
I did take some offense with Karen Kemsley getting problematic again in her confessional.
You are nowhere near more educated than the rest of us.
To an Asian woman?
That seems unwise considering thestereotypes of Asian women as mail-order brides.
Also, the age gap between Erika and Tom is much larger than Crystal and Robs.
Garcelle was married for the first time just a year older than Crystal.
Kyle was married with a kid when she was five years younger than Crystal.
If were leveling these charges against Crystal, they need to be leveled at everyone.
(Lets not levy these arguments against anyone.)
She wouldnt care about this.
Then, it gets to the part where Annemarie really drives me crazy.
This is such a stupid Housewives retort that it makes no sense, although we often hear it.
First, you cant accuse a Housewife of chasing clout like its bad.
They all chase it.
Its the name of the game.
Second, this is just a dumb argument.
If anyone seems to be chasing the fame dragon, its Ms. 8.5 herself.
The next morning, everyone is surveying the damage, and Crystal says she doesnt think anyone believes Annemarie.
I have a feeling we havent heard the last of it.
But Annemarie isnt the only one coming for Crystal.
That is a victory, but I dont think its the victory that Erika believes it is.
Just because they cantprovesomething isnt stolen doesnt mean it isnt.
It just means they cant prove it.
I am confident she will have future victories in the case that will continue to prove her right.
But what always bothered me about this message was the tone of it.
