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They invited two gals over and then made a charcoochie platter so big it took up the entire countertop.
In fact, they returned it to Whole Foods the next day.
Housewives always keep their receipts.
Garcelle invited Erika and Sutton and didnt tell the other they would be joining.
I think that is just what they needed.
Erika and Sutton needed to come into the situation with each other without any preconceived notions or ideas.
Do the cable guy next.
First, I think we need to clarify Denises role this season.
Is she a Friend Of?
Is she just popping up to events because shes bored?
Is she trying to get back on the show?
She also didnt know about Kyles new tattoo or the one she gave Morgan with the letterK.
Dorit asks, What is going on, Kyle?
This is a very close friendship.
If anything is being replaced, I have a feeling its the AAAs in Kyles vibrator.
Its not that shes worn them out; its just that she doesnt need them with Morgan around.
Interestingly, this seemed like a real conversation between two close women, something devoid from the show.
Yes, it turns out all fights on the show are about the show.
I thought maybe they were editing it away.
We got the joke out and now its over.
We heard the whole order and shes dropped the carcasses.
Is that because shes tired of her own gag?
Did someone from theWeekend at BerniesAppreciation Society tell her just how fun the carcasses could be?
We needanother investigationinto her now-updated drink order.
Its like Crystal ordered a Keith Richards for her party and a Kim Richards showed up.
Okay, now that were at Crystals, its time to talk about some fights.
The first is between Dorit and, well, just about everyone.
Its between Dorit and sanity.
One of Crystals friends at the party, Nia, asks Sutton what happened atMagic Mike.
Garcelle says that Dorit said it to embarrass Sutton.
The story was told on-camera when the trio of single ladies had drinks.
And if Sutton doesnt care about it, why would knowing about it even upset her?
As Dorit explains her position, Sutton says, Then why did you bring it up?
Why did you bring it up?
Why did you bring it up?
ItsName Em 2: The Way of Water.
This is a strange new tic of Suttons.
Dorit finally says she thought they were joking and having a back-and-forth.
She thought it was banter and didnt know why they thought she would take a stab at embarrass Sutton.
Dorit shoots back with an incredulous, What does that mean?
They have different meanings.
Thank you, Erika.
Dorit wants Garcelle to explain more, and Garcelle says, Im not going to educate you.
Thats why I was so glad when Erika stepped in.
White women need to educate each other and hold each other accountable.
Now Dorit is in an impossible situation of her own devising.
(Did you follow that?
I barely did either.)
Dorit, stop flailing.
Just take the L and dont drag your girl Erika down with you.
Instead, Dorit decides to leave entirely.
I cant believe she had all of those interactions and didnt blush even once.
Erika points out all the mean things Denise said about her to Kyle and the other women.
All right, no one believes that.
I dont think Erika was talking about Denises daughters specifically but about teens in general.
This is the worst kind of Housewife fight.
Denise seems to be willfully misinterpreting Erikas statement for ammunition in a fight against her.
When Denise brings this up, Erika says, Okay, your oldest daughter is on OnlyFans.
Okay, this was below the belt, but Erika is using OnlyFans to make her point.
Denise says that Erika is a mean woman, and Erika says Denise asked for it.
Erika is right, Denise came gunning for her and Erika outgunned her.
If Erika had left it there, it would have been a dirty fight but fair.
The problem is, she keeps going.
I just think its great, Erika says to Denise.
I just want to know who is more profitable [on OnlyFans], you or Sammy?
Okay, that was malicious and uncalled for.
Erika made her point.
Denise didnt seem to be fighting back as hard; she could have let it drop.
But no, she had to go for the jugular.
I dont like it, and I cant wait to see where this fight goes in the next episode.
I have a feeling Sutton might wind up back in the middle of it.
