The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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Why are her veins bulging?
Why is her head spinning?
Why is Annemarie being nice to her?
Is it dengue fever?
They get that in Spain now because of global warming.
Phew, its just high blood pressure.
Okay, thats cool.
That seems like no big deal.
Yes, the episode starts with Crystal kicking off outside a chapel, where she thinks she will die.
(Who is Dory, and why is she hunky?
Kathy Hilton asks from thefuture reunion.)
In classic Crystal fashion, this was the most low-key medical emergency weve seen in Housewives history.
RememberVictoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. in Iceland?
The whole thing is anticlimactic.
The last thing we need is that woman thinking she did anything right.
Other than the Crystal emergency, this episode was a little bit dull, to be perfectly honest.
Maybe thats because that is exactly what happened in the episode.
Sutton says that her friend dreamed about her father recently, and he said that he was tired.
Kyle says a psychic told her that Lorene said shes unsure what happened to her.
Dorit does miss the point of what Garcelle is trying to say about their recent difficulties.
Do the work yourself.
Its probably for Morgans pinkie toe.
Meanwhile, Dorit picks out seven antique fans, which cost 353 collectively.
Should she really be dropping that much dosh on fans when her husband stillowes the IRS $1 million?
Its like shes smart, but shes been hiding it under an amazing lime-green alligator-print dress this whole time.
The highlight, however, is not her being smart; its her being a little messy.
Oh, I mean father.
Who does she think she is?Brynn Whitfields tagline?
Get it made in a million colorways.
Once she gets rid of Merce, all she will know is the company and love of women.
