The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
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This week on our favorite show,Rich Women Behaving Badly, the rich women behaved badly.
Well, honey child, how much time do you have?
Not enough because there was so much badness.
In the morning, we learn a few things.
She says that she expressed sympathy nine months ago (would that have been at the last reunion?)
and doesnt need to do it again.
Would it be a lot easier for the group if Erika would just express some sympathy?
But Erika has her own reasons.
I think this is true not just for the friend group but for fans of the show.
I think thats fair.
Erika, with her fire and venom, was the one treating people badly.
Like most of the late-stage Housewifery fights, this is a fight about the show.
What gets me is that they didnt respond to her all day.
Couldnt they have said, Hey, were gonna chill with Erika, have fun without us?
Thats not so hard.
Well, thats only if you believe theinternet gossip.
We dont believe that at all.
Here at the Housewives Institute, we are notorious for hating gossip of all kinds.
Big enemy of sarcasm over here.
When you say that, you lump me into responsibility, she says.
Im not responsible for all of those people.
And right now, everything else is coming at me, and I have a lot to deal with.
Am I the most cuddly person right now?
No … Im trying to get through it, and I make mistakes.
This is what we all wanted to hear from Erika last season.
Finally, we got it but sadly, I think its too late.
I also get Crystal, Sutton, and Garcelles frustration with the group in general.
Crystal had to endureweeksof them parsing violated and dark as if they were the new Lucy Lucy Apple Juice.
Many fans afterward expressed how mad they were at the other women.
We had to sit through two (2) Rinna Beauty launch parties with no attendees.
We had to stay at the table while Jamie Lee Curtis showed us the chicest of windchimes.
We have been to more Beverly Beach parties than most Orthodox churches would allow.
Cant these women stare at Kathy and nod while she flogs her one brand of tequila?
I agreed until I watched this episode.
For the record, Kemo Sabe is definitely not racist because a Canadian courtruled that its not in 2004.
I get it; I would be pissed too.
But all of these fights are actually fights about the show.
a question that has never, at least in my mind, been sufficiently answered.
Was Rinna doing this to take Kathy down a peg?
You have to hand it to Rinna; shes good at her job.
Even that night, when they go to the bar, Lisa orders a Don Julio.
Cant you throw Kathy the smallest of bones?
Not even one as big as a mouses pinky?
(Also, a round of applause because there is nothing in life I love more than pettiness.)
