The Perfect Couple
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Well,The Perfect Coupleis turning out to be an efficient little show, isnt it?
Obviously, you never know who to trust at Summerland, but both Will and Benjis stories add up.
(Michael Beach is so great in this scene, I wish we got more of him.)
Will explains away all of the suspicious pieces of evidence pointing in his direction.
He also tells her that his trust would be coming in in just a month (!!)
and he could help her with the baby he wants to help her.
She calms him down.
Hes just a kid; this isnt his problem.
This is objectively hilarious.
He just is bad at shucking oysters, you guys!
He just wanted to keep it safe and give it back to her.
He didnt tell anyone about this because he didnt want his mom to find out about Tag and Merritt.
And then Carter asks the question of the hour: Youre sure your mom didnt know already?
In the end, Will is just a sad sack teenager with a piece of shit for a dad.
We cant fault him for that!
She promised to post it and tag him, etcetera.
He wanted it to be a surprise for Amelia because … hes an idiot, mostly.
Its why he called her so much.
Now that voicemail about it breaking Amelias heart makes much more sense.
I love you so fucking much, he tells her as she hugs him.
He promises there will be no more secrets between them.
Its unfortunate timing since Amelia has a big ol secret brewing herself.
They have feelings, clearly.
In another life, they couldve, wouldve been something.
And then they make out … right in time for Benji to catch them in the act.
Hey, remember how we learned he had some anger issues as a teenager?
We get a glimpse of those when he screams out fuck!
and slams his fist on the doorjamb upon catching his fiancee and best friend sucking face.
The couple who actually may have reached the point of no return here is Greer and Tag.
He saunters into Greers office, drink in hand (is he ever not drunk at this point?
), even though she is not at all interested in whatever hes selling at the moment.
When he asks her if she want[s] to talk about it?
Things take a toxically sexual turn from there.
Its like he gets off on Greer telling him that she hates him, on her screaming at him.
She is all he wants.
I cant control myself, I never could, he whispers in her ear.
And then, shes into it, and two of them are having sex up against the window.
Their kinks arent that surprising, but you know what is?
What Greer decides to do next.
(Would Carter just give this up by accident?)
She has something for Carter: She hands him the receipt for the bracelet Tag bought Merritt.
Has Greer just turned in her husband for murder?
If Greer killed Merritt, did she just frame her husband for the job?
Wedding Favors
Man, oh man, Benji is having a rough day.
Abby eventually breaks it up by yelling at them to stop because her dress is vintage, okay?!
She remains the worst/best.
We get another moment with Karen and her pills, FYI.
Something is definitely going to come out of all of this set up.
Always let Abby take messages for you.
Has Shooter ever opened a bag of M&Ms before?
