The Other Two
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Or, in this case, ChaseDreams.
This show is now about the familiar dark side of the rainbow.
Oh, also shirtlessness.
Did anyone wear a shirt for the duration of an episode?
Normalize a little bit of P in gay sex.
But its not just Cary, who apparently spent his whole pandemic doing indoor workouts.
Naturally, he has the worlds tackiest tattoo around his belly button.
You could have shown some wiener.
That leaves Cary dying to watch other people watch his movie.
I love thatSurvivorgets multiple shout-outs over these two episodes.
Curtis is also obsessed withAustralian Survivor.
Its just like AmericanSurvivor, except the guys are bigger and the swimsuits are smaller.
Do I need to introduce you toShawnorJordieorJoshorSimonorLockie?
I think I need to.
We all know one, dont we, gang?
Oh, you dont?
Then it must be you.
That leads us right into the second episode, Brooke Drives an Armpit Across America.
Just ask Brooke who came so hard to the first pic of Justin Timberlakes underarm.
Wait, didnt she make this mistake already in season one?
They were just one of the decoys.
(No bottoming for the next three months for poor Cary.)
But Pat only gives him the money on the condition he never posts aboutNight Nurseagain.
But Nicholas is not real.
She only has to stop by her cable channel for seven minutes to approve shows likeMaria Menounos Hating Drapes.
The lady who we usually only see before the movie trailers?
But shes now so famous she cant go anywhere in public without a whole clutch of security around her.
They all got what they wanted, and theyre miserable.
Well, except Chase.
He and his pit seem to be doing fine.
