The Other Two
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
But what does the show, ultimately, want us to believe?
Is it good or bad to be in TI?
Oh wait, we cant call it thatbecause of TI.
Ugh, I guess were stuck with the industry.
(What about Portia?
Is she banned too?)
Wait, did Da Baby do something?
Do I need to go to the dark web?
Its also Shuli who finally gets Brooke to snap out of it.
We even got the most delightful of fleeting glimpses of Lances upper butt-crack region.
Marry me, marry me, marry me a million times, my altruistic king.
Yeah, hes a real dude.
While waiting, Dylan decides to shower and doesnt quite turn off his camera.
Now, this is technically like revenge porn or something, right?
I mean, its not good.
Im not proud of it.
Its not right, but I get it, sister.
(For those in the know, this is called theSherry Pie.)
But is there a Me Too coming for Cary?
I wouldnt be surprised.
Was she originally a teen because, as I just explained, no diff?
Pat, going so far as to drug her security detail, gets to crash the party, too.
But it becomes even worse; everyone demands that she meet with their clients.
She should have only taken the one with Teresa Giudices daughter.
Im sorry, but Melania is astar.
She does end up with a general with JoJo Siwa, which doesnt sound too painful.
It gives us some cute moments, but the laughs dont pay off.
But the sads do.
The final scene is Streeter entering the bar where Pat is being treated poorly by the barman all day.
Congratulations, she has saved the world!
The two stay up all night on what looks like a bath-salts binge while writing all over the wall.
Yes, getting your hands dirty sometimes literally means getting your hands dirty.
Is this what Brooke wants?
Does she want to be a simple brunette in bad turtlenecks and awful prints trying to save the world?
What is good for either of the Dubeks?
Brooke doesnt seem to like being in the industry or out of it.
Does she just hate … working?
That is the most universal concept on the show.
Meanwhile, Cary is working onEmily Overruledand continuing to date his boyfriend, Lucas, the Method actor.
Method actors, man.
I guess the only thing worse than beingJeremy Strongis having to date him.
Everyone on the show just hits their marks, says their lines, and gets out by 5 p.m.
They dont question, they dont experiment, they just get it done.
Slowly everything starts turning full color like theyre stuck in some version ofPleasantville.
Eventually, he gets to Ms. Overruled herself, played by Dana Delany.
I would love to have sat in this very gay casting session.
Should we get Candice Bergen?
What about Teri Hatcher?
Theyre going to be working all day on setups.
They will have to get all the extras to be SAG members now that Cary has spoken to them.
There are hints throughout that what Cary is doing isnt that great.
He saysCurbhaving no script mostly gets it right.
Um, sorry, but I hate that show, and I think it gets it all wrong.
Brooke wants it to be just gossip and parties.
She wants all the perks, she wants to be interesting, she wants to be with celebrities.
And Cary wants to act, but being on a TV show is a job.
(Thanks for that laugh, Pat.)
