The Other Two

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Girl,The Inheritancejust called, and she ispissed.

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Yeah,The Inheritanceis pissed, but I dont know; maybe it deserves the skewering its getting here.

(Is this whatCeline Dions husbandfelt like?)

Once again, he wont have sex.

Just ask the mustachioed doctor from Ibiza Ive been terrorizing on Grindr for the past week.

Cary sees his opening (but not Lucass, ZING!)

(Sorry toKyle Kriegerand his Only Fans.)

(Did we land onblapeorcazerwhenBrooke wore the same thing to Ellens partythat Ellen couldnt attend?)

Shuli set this relationship up so Chase can start moving on while hes an adult.

The only problem is he meets a Muggle named Pam Snot with a bag full of gummy worms.

The end of the episode has two riveting scenes.

Hes not judging her; shes projecting her judgment of herself onto him.

Im not sure how, but its part of the Gay Agenda.

We see Lucas give a squee little smile and then Cary stays with him because of the nomination.

The only one who is secure?

Immediately, his lips plump up and he climbs to the top of the restaurant and becomes unbearable.

Yeah, no one believes this stupid corporate logic.

This is like when they came up with New Coke but greener with bulging eyes.

Thats the irony of Cary.

She decides shes going to use the industry to do good.

The question of what happens next has already been answered, though.

The good the industry tries to do has less to do with charity and more to do with capitalism.

It looks like in the next two episodes, Brooke will learn a lesson Cary has just been taught.

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