The Kardashians

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Its the day of Trues 4th-birthday party, and as is every 4-year-olds dream, the theme is pastels.

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By privately, he apparently means telling Khloes mom about it and having her say it on television.

While Khloe appreciates the gesture, its not happening on her watch: I dont need anyones help.

First up on that doozy of a to-do list is the Met for which Kim has big plans.

But then inspiration struck: Whats more American than Marilyn Monroe?

Those, of course, are too historic to lend out.

Kim has long been fascinated with Marilyn, and you could tell how excited she is by this idea.

She transformed herself to be this complete icon, and now everyone on the planet knows who she is.

Much respect, she says, holding back a smirk and restraining herself from saying, Just like me!

But before she can try on the original, she does a test run with a replica.

One big caveat: The replica has stretch, and the original doesnt.

Something thats becoming a regular staple of this show is the post-online-scandal lunch.

I, for one, think this is the funniest scandal the Kardashians have ever been involved in.

I think its genius, and I will be following suit moving forward.

No one hates us, Khloe!

trial, in case you forgot.

So you’ve got the option to understand why theyre not so quick to trust a jury.

So as of now, shes not going and is having major FOMO.

Kourtney has an important dress fitting of her own, though hers is far less stressful.

Kravis doesnt share my concern though, and soon enough theyre off to Dolce & Gabbanas private offices.

Apart from Dolce & Gabbana being wildlyproblematic, this entire ordeal is also just very boring.

It perfectly recreates the childhood feeling of being dragged along while your mom wanders through Kohls.