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Did she mean… get dropped on its head?
Is this it????
Heres my only sense-making theory of what is going on at this point.
Shes not a human being.
And stars belong to the world, Izaak says at one point about our main lady, Jocelyn.
Thats right: all this is some sort ofUnder the Skinthing.
Jocelyn is going to dissolve into a big black puddle and assimilate all the men.
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Destiny takes it on herself to go undercover in the house.
(I think we should kill this motherfucker, she tells her partner in management.)
And this exchange:
Destiny: You know what they call people like you?
Destiny: Pure hearts.
Tedros decides to take mega-twink Xander hostage and interrogate him with a shock collar.
In Xanders telling, apparently hes already been a hostage: Jocelyns.
She fucking controls everything around her and now shes doing it to you, Xander says.
Shock him again, says Jocelyn.
Is this the big reveal?
It doesnt feel big, or revelatory.
Is she for real?
Youve gotta go public Tedros tells her.
So she records a tear-stained video talking about how her mom beat her.
Then they all do coke and get naked.
Dyanne shows up and Jocelyn learns from Chloe that Tedros told Dyanne to bring Jocelyn to the club.
Sorry about that sentence!
But that information seems important.
Was it what compelled Jocelyn to text her ex?
Because suddenly, Joss asks her ex Rob to come over.
Now Destinys doing coke; some super-spy she is.
Tedros hot-boxes Rob and does shots until he ralphs and then starts trying to fight Rob.
Im in a really good place, Jocelyn says to Rob right before she rips his clothes off.
They have great sex while Tedros maybe-cries by the Prince photograph.
He just loves music!
He is an agent in the world to make great musicians of native talent.
He has an incredible eye for brilliance.
Frankly, I would say hes misunderstood, mostly.
Hes cooked, Xander says.
Who knows whats happening or why.
Guess well find out, like it or not.
(I dont.)
Idol Thoughts
The Season Finale Is Next Week!
It kinda looks like they all go on tour together???
This would be really cute, honestly.
Jocelyns world tour with Tedross Troubled Teens?
I would be charmed.
I would actually beg for a second season of that.
Is This Camp?
Yes, thats camp, who are you kidding?
Is The Idol Good For Max, the Improbably Named Streaming Service for HBO Products?
Yall, I cant even find the ratings for episode three online.
