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Below, I outline the oft-Freudian fixations of the 80th Venice Film Festivals hive mind.

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Weakness is vulnerability, etc.

over and over again while making cringe-inducingly derivative observations on the world around him.

New York, he says.

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The city that never sleeps.

I think Linklaters movie is the only one that gives the love interest an actual name.

Who did it best?

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Movie-wise, Linklater, by a trillion miles.

She describes the movie as numbskulled nonsense …bludgeoningly obvious, creatively inert, deathly dull.

The mans got range!

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Which Willem Dafoe did it best?

Why dont people do this all the time?

she asks her lover, played by Mark Ruffalo.

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But hes only interested in her as a vessel of purity and virginity and refuses her for years.

Biopics That Are Not Biopics

Dont you dare call these biopics biopics.

But you probably can call it a biopic if you want, Sofia seems fine with that.

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Out of the four, the best biopic that isnt a biopic but is sort of a biopic isPriscilla.

Coincidentally, there sure were a lot of movies about hypermasculine dudes at Venice this year.

Cars are boring, she said.

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Im sick to death of looking at cars in a movie.

Just kidding, she actually said this: Im the first female person to receive this award.

There are women writers and directors who are working as well as men.

Its not quite right if we dont give them a chance to be seen.

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