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Its a big, drunk, loose, sloppy party.
Mike White just sober enough to gloat about how many people passed onhis show with Jennifer Coolidge?
AShelly Miscavige disappearance joke?
On-time award-show endings, meaningful changes to the HFPA, carefully controlled speeches?
Not why people watch the Globes!
Regina Hall absolutely failing to stop laughing while reading Kevin Costner is sheltering in place in Santa Barbara?
These are the highs, lows, and whoas of the 2022 Golden Globes.
First whoa: Were doing the Globes again.
It was somehow more transgressive than anything Ricky Gervais said in the five separate occasions he hosted the show.
They remembered that kid.
And they gave me an opportunity to take another crack, is just really lovely stuff.
HIGH:Jennifer Coolidgedescribing her anxiety about being a Globes presenter.Sometimes complaints about lengthy award shows make good points.
(Not great that composer M. M. Keeravani was the first person played off the stage, though.)
Speak over the pretend-unconscious body of a late-night host, inadvertently sparking an exhausting three-day news cycle.
and of course, thanked his animal muse.
HIGH: Guillermo del Toros acceptance speech forPinocchio.Some of us are drunk.
What can be better!
WHOA: Austin Butler is still doing the Elvis voice.When will this end?!
(After this awards cycle, probably.)
Many audience members seemed to gasp in shock; Carmichael immediately started grinning.
Have they never heard John Mulaneys joke aboutmaking a Happy Birthday sign?
Perhaps this is why so many of the nights winners ignored the music and finished their speeches anyway.
And, Niecy Nash-Betts!
And … Matt Bomer!
Hollywood loves itself, but even Hollywood did not love Ryan MurphysHollywood.
But after the awful year shes had, is she really in a position to be refusing accolades?!
LOW: They let Sean Penn (ugh) introduce Volodymyr Zelensky, huh.Huh.
Thats barely more than 20 percent!
Anyway,The Fabelmans: good movie!
The way Byer says the words diverse array of male role models deserves to be clipped for a museum.
This has been a really fucking fun night, she said at the end.
White, seen in audience close-ups, started weeping.
LOW: Ben Barnes doing T-Mobile commercials.IsShadow and Bonenot paying enough?
HIGH: Tracy Morgan getting Your pull-out game is weak, Eddie!
past the overzealous censors.Slickly done.
Eddie Murphy: democratic-socialist king.
she said amid barely controlled laughter.
Lets pray, everyone.
LOW: The continued adoration of Brad Pitt.I suppose if hes right there, you shoot your shot.
But it also feels like everyone is just ignoring all thebad stuff, doesnt it?
The only true villain here is time itself: deaths chariot.
WHOA: Quentin Tarantinoyelling CATE!
BLANCHETT!So loud!
