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and chug overpriced frose.
So what actually happened on the ground?
For those who missed it, we have compiled all of your necessary Gov Ball high- and lowlights below.
HIGH: The new locationOkay, maybe Gov Balls monkeys paw hex really has ended.
That meant no more Citi Field parking lots or trekking to awful Randalls Island.
At Flushing, there was plenty of shade, ample food options, and room to move.
Even the spon-con pop-ups felt onlykindaforced.
She had just learned who the team was that morning.
I only play Hacky Sack!
(His dancers, however, seemed like they couldve stayed and slayed for hours.)
And every bang of those drums hit harder than the fireworks.
She then immediately transitioned into her spicy, memeified 2022 track Throat Goat.
What is this?)
was a serious low/self-esteem drain.
(You guys make me feel so loved.
I hope you are as well, she said.)
How many of yall fucked in a car before?
she asked, beforesinging a songabout that very thing.
A.S.
WHOA: Push missing most of his sons birthday for this?
(Insert Drake joke here.)
Theres a whole zoo in Jersey right now, on God, he more or less said.
And to that, I say: Mrs. Pusha T, you better drag his ass today.
Leading a birthday sing-along to Nig was a nice touch, but hes still in dad jail for that.
Did they get the vlog shot before they left after a few minutes?
HIGH: Rina covering Limp BizkitRinas set was all about range of costumes (five!
(Fight me.)
and headbanging harder than Fred Durst ever could.
Thats a major bummer for fans but the only low.
Why am I emotional?
That means you, guy who kept trying to tell Uzi he got a tattoo of his face.
(Uzis reply: Nice!
Just see to it no one next to you is passed out.)
Her concerts are effectively group work.
They dont just harmonize, synchronize, thrust, bend, two-step, and rejoice we all do.
Lizzo asks if youre ready to see something crazy?
You drop that jaw and behold her and two of her touring musicians do a mini flute recital co-starringSasha.
HIGH: Kendricks (second) homecomingK.Dot and New York City have a long, rich history.
you’re free to get respect anywhere, hesaidat the time.
It brought back those SOBs memories, he said, calling this city his second home.
A.S.
LOW: What I heard a fan say during Central Cees setHes not a culture vulture.
If you go in with the understanding that hes a comedian, it … still wont make sense.
But his whole vibe will.
His sets are part rave, part hoedown, part infomercial.
And they are a fashion show no, like, he actually debuts a whole line during his show.
I told you I cant explain this shit!
But the best part is the wig change.
Find me another Gov Ball artist who went from bleach blond mullet to black bowl cut in 30 mins.
Obviously, she brought a purse (word to Aretha), butthis belt?
With that leopard-print-trimmed too-long tube top?
Over those skinny jeans??
Holy 2000s Charlotte Russe.
Sources say someone robbed my childhood closet and upcharged everything on Depop for this fashion statement.
Put some respect on Where Are You!
A.S.
