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The Great British Bake Off - Series 15 Ep1

I cant believe I just typed that entire sentence (and its all accurate).

This is the most regal storm-off Ive ever seen on reality TV.

But this time, its just a nice old (and shockingly ripped!)

man from the Bronx just fading off into the distance.

On this show, the medic says, She needs some privacy, and we see hardly anything.

Is this what happens when we allow humanity into the reality television arts and sciences?

The first challenge during this deadly biscuit week is to make a batch of Viennese sandwich cookies.

Last week, they made Mr. Kiplings mini Battenburgs, and this week, theyre making Viennese Whirls.

Her coffee and hazelnut rounds look totally flat and gross, and the judges dont love them.

I think I might hate him and his try-hard flavors.

Apparently, her parents are Paul and Prue, because they also love them.

Theyre dipped in chocolate on one side and they look just as delicious as, well, Dylan.

The technical aspect is to make a mint cream cookie; honestly, they sound disgusting.

They also look like a sand dollar wearing a backpack or aPogwith a giant tumor.

I dont like it at all.

The biggest problem everyone has is tempering the dark chocolate coating and then getting it on their cookies.

At the top are Sumayah (of course) and last weeks winner John.

Whose idea was this?

Each one has to tell a story as well.

Andys is about a Pig on the A12.

(Thats how they number their highways here.

Johns is about a walk in Wales he takes with his dog.

It also seems like Dylan is having a hard time.

What is up with these people and their creepy ass forests?

Hes also the only one to make something that doesnt have curtains in the front and looks embarrassingly English.

Christiaan, however, made something that looks like a marvel.

Its no surprise Hazel was asked to leave.

But I guess when so much happens in one episode, who gets eliminated doesnt matter that much.