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): Not gwylty of a crime or an offensive.
Those coven girlies from the Salem witch trials.
What do theyallhave in common?
Goopiness is a measurement beyond the metric or imperial.
It cannot be measured by volume, distance neither space nor time.
Below, the Goopiest things that happened during the trial.
You maywantthe Goop, but can youhandlethe Goop?
Its so petty, so rewarding, so Goopy.
Kristin?4/10 Goops
Treat yoselfGod forbid a woman do something nice these days.
The defense wants the tea.
Sustained.47/10 Goops
Hindsight is twenty-twentyWhat else did she win in the genetics lottery?
I Did It Again).
She comes to court prepared.
In fact, its one of the things we love most about her.
Her Goopiest and pettiest moment yet might have been countersuing for the aforementioned $1.
*1,000/10 Goops
