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During the span of our decades-long parasocial relationship, I have trusted Gwyneth Paltrow with my life.
As my credit-card statement can attest, she has convinced me to buymanyextravagant, nonrefundable things.
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She barely acknowledges it and turns back to the camera.
Oh, Moses is steaming some milk, she says.
Gwyneth, it wasnt that loud when Moses wasparting the Red Sea!
Lovea queen who keeps us on the edge of our seat!
As Vulture can confirm, it was not paid at all.
(Gwynnie doesntneedthe money.
May I remind you of theone-dollar ski trial?)
