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Credit to theGolden Globes: Even when theyre canceled, they still know how to put on a show.
There would be no red-carpet stunners, no drunken antics, no Ricky Gervais nervously tittering through a monologue.
In fact, there would be no show at all.
To top it off, the event would not even be livestreamed.
Which, when you come to think of it, is what it is.
But it used to be a local critics group with a TV deal!
(I guess the HPFA did indeed get something out of that free trip to Paris.)
There were low-effort puns:
Kenneth Branagh has the write stuff.
This talented actress is being recognized for her incredible contribution to West Side Story.
Was Kenneth Branagh being rewarded for writingBelfast, or was this a long-delayed honor for his work onHenry V?
In fairness, maybe the HFPA didnt stick around for the ending, which features three teenagers being murdered.
And people say itshould have been an email?
When was the last time an email brought you this much joy?
