The Golden Bachelor
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Her floral print dress and the Gatchs blazer both match the vintage powder-blue convertible he whisks her away in.
But aComedians in Cars Getting Coffeespinoff this is not.
Theresas hair whips all over the place; a massive truck blasts its horn right next to them.
That small gesture meant a ton.
Is production deliberately tampering* with cars in the name of romance?
I salute the craft, even if the California Highway Patrol might disagree.
(*Allegedly!!!!!!
They mutually express their condolences and acknowledge theres a strong connection between them.
Theresa sweetly suggests they learn Italian together and then take a trip to Italy; Gatch is down.
Theresa, unsurprisingly, gets the rose.
Far be it from me to question Francos vision.
Nancys costume makes her cry: Its a wedding dress.
Theres a lot of happiness and gratitude within that surge of feelings, but its nevertheless overwhelming.
To commemorate that nice moment of understanding between the two of them, Nancy gets the group-date rose.
She shows him that she too wears hearing aids, a revelation he finds really kind of darling.
I fear that Faith may have initiated Reality Dating Show Contestant Self-Sabotage Protocol #37.
You know the one.
Her competition is all fancy girls, and she cannot relate.
Im a little concerned about Joan.
Youre all my friends, he tells the women.
Alas, Jeanie and Natascha are going home.
I hope producers will take Nataschas parting words to heart: Guys, do the rose ceremony in chairs.
You have people in here 60, 70, and above.
