The Golden Bachelor
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Hi, Anna!)
This is all to say that Arenal is a very sexy place.
Do older people still fuck?
Of course,The Golden Bacheloris not above a Cialis joke.
But who will be Gerrys twin bathtub flame?
Well, hes in love with both of the remaining women for different reasons.
Leslie is adventurous, playful, and funny.
They enjoy a romantic dinner together beneath what I am pretty sure areGottorppendant lampshades from IKEA.
She asks him when he last had sex.
Its been a long time for him, a year for her.
Is he out to find out their credit histories?
Their blood types, and if he can have some?
Or are we all just jointly working through a linear algebra problem set?
She doesnt want to leave Minneapolis (or her family who resides there) permanently.
Maybe they could be not bicoastal, but bi-midwestern.
Whatever, theyll figure it out!
I dare say that would not be reassurance enough for me, but it works for Gerry.
Leslie describes wishing every birthday that, come next year, she wont be alone.
I think youre the one, he tells Leslie.
I think youre that one.
Anyway, he opens his eyes while they make out.
Like … her butt?
revealed that hes off on his overnight date with Theresa the same day he woke up with Leslie.
At least back inAndi Dorfmans time, the Fantasy Suites used to be spread out over two weeks!
This feels like an OSHA violation!
She clocks that hes being weirdly quiet and asks if hes okay.
Someone, c’mon, let this man take a nap, or else Im calling the embassy.
But then he asks about her career.
She explains the genuinely impressive trajectory that led her from being a homemaker to a successful financial professional.
This is, apparently, boomer catnip.
He seems almost starstruck to be in the presence of someone whos really got their shit together.
The next morning, Gerry is a man transformed.
What did they talk about?!
Share these dramatic revelations with the whole class, yo!
In the meantime, has anybody got eyes on Neil Lane?
