The Curse
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I would take the excruciating awkwardness of every Nathan Fielder choreographed moment like a pro.
I promise to do better.
(Side note: This weeks teleplay was written byOfficealum Carrie Kemper.)
But Monica needs hard evidence of the tribes wrongdoing.
The problem is its locked away in the casinos back offices.
So Asher reconnects with his old buddy Bill and invents reasons to drop by Whistling River.
Its fascinating to see him in a new environment without Dougies sneering and Whitneys constant corrections.
And whose idea was it to manipulate a sense of time with circadian lighting?
Its time for plan B.
Which brings us to my moment of weakness.
Asher insists Bill take him back to his computer to show him a viral video.
I wrongly assumed Asher would have developed a cunning plan, butOceans Eleventhis is not.
When he misses, Asher just purposely spills red Gatorade on Bill.
And when Bill gets agitated at this hilarious prank, Asher spills red Gatorade on himself.
Dougie has no reason to be in Santa Fe while the show awaits its fate.
Its just that he has no reason to be anywhere else.
Dougie was driving drunk when his car was T-boned, and his wife died in the accident.
And its not Dougies fault because the alcohol field test is unreliable anyway.
Its kind of all I think about, really.
His friends were his wifes friends, and now he has none.
When he blows red, he pulls over and walks his date home.
Bring on the sad beige clothing and one of those canvas kids room teepees.
This child will be monochromatic, carbon neutral, and co-sleeping.
But for Whitney, impending motherhood is not the focus of Pressures Looking Good So Far.
And Whitney, in truth, doesnt want friendship in return.
I cant think of another so uniquely lacking in charmandconfidence, talentandguile.
Obviously, Whitney is desperate to be invited to the after-party.
Not that Whitney sees that.
The pregnancy, Whitney and Asher learn soon, is ectopic.
