The Crown
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Theres no question thata lothappened in the royal family in 2002.
In actuality, the inquiry was conducted between 2004 and 2006. because Diana was pregnant with a Muslim child.
Its the last thing Prince William, whos just trying to get on at university, needs.
Plus, momager Carole Middleton has ensured her daughter will be showing off her legs.
(Its our duty to make use of the assets God has given us, she advises Kate.
The whole room goes nuts when Kate steps out onto the catwalk.
No, that wouldnt screw you up for life at all.
Instead, she permits William to stay away.
She went grocery shopping, got her hair done locally, and her home was calledVilla Guardamangia.
Still, the Queen is excited to hear more about Williams brand-new girlfriend, Kate.
In short, every one of Mohamed Al Fayeds outlandish claims is debunked.
Forensic tests carried out from the blood on the car confirmed that she wasnotpregnant.
And, no, British security services didnt tamper with the blood sample of the driver, Henri Paul.
Stevens also mentions the regrettable, albeit undeniable, fact that no one was wearing a seatbelt.
And sinceThe Crowncouldnt (or wouldnt?)
After all,he chased after British citizenship for years, only to be denied.
William has arrived at the Middleton familys Berkshire home to offer running commentary on the Golden Jubilees televised festivities.
(Big reveal: Tony Blairs meetings are short.)
That and hes feeling a sense of FOMO.
(Note how the cheers rise several decibels once William arrives.)
You cant get more of a blessing forWilliam and Kates eventual marriagethan that.
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Heh, the Middletons are Thatcherites!
