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Dakota Johnson,queen of all nepo babies, is incapable of being boring.
Like her character inSuspiria,she brings destruction in her wake.
But like her character in the series finale ofThe Office,shes also literally just a girl.
Someone doing her job under insane media scrutiny during one of the more upheaval-y eras of the entertainment biz.
Weve gathered allDakota Johnsons media moments, controversies, and Ellen takedowns into one kooky timeline.Her web?
Oh youknowit connects them all.
Shes always been really honest and firm about standing up for yourself.
Thats what she did, Johnson said onThe Hollywood ReportersAwards Chatterpodcast.
Hitchcock ruined her career because she didnt want to sleep with him, and he terrorized her.
He was never held accountable.
Its alarming and dark and really, really sad for that little girl, Johnson said.
And thats not even getting into theRoar/growing up on abig-cat sanctuaryof it all.
TikToker Davis K. Bates sums it up perfectly.
In later years, Johnson said the experience was torture.
And nobody wanted to talk to me, nobody gave a fuck.
See also: theFifty Shadesfranchise.
She was originally intended to work opposite Charlie Hunnam, but he left the proj due tocreative differences.
But we know now that this is just who Johnson is.
No malice, just a … unique vibe.
Johnson later characterized making theFifty Shadesmovies as a psychotic experience.
You cant get hammered on national television.
Okay, why censor her art, CBS?
Colbert joked that after finishing the interview, he straight up left the Ed Sullivan theater.
I was like, I dont know, figure out how to say goodnight.
But Johnsons light rebuke was the first volley.
2020: Limegate
Lemme take you back.
If we cant trust the great truth-teller/Ellen-slayer about her love of limes, who can we trust?
2023: Madame Wha Happen?
It seems unlikely that well ever get theMadame Websequel that explains how Sydney Sweeney et al.
got their superpowers, but if we do?
I am sat, front row, 2003-appropriate sunglasses the fuckon.
AfterMadame Webunderperformed at the box office, Dakota Johnson reflected on the press tour.
She toldBustleIts hard for me to fake it.
Its hard for me sometimes to go along with the silliness of doing a press tour.
Which is probably why, earlier in the interview, she called out the elephant in the room.
[…] Its like, No, Im not breaking any silence.
October 2024: Oh noDaddio
This one isnt really Dakotas fault, per se.
But of course the R-rated movie that played on every screen of a Quantas flight was a Johnson joint.
PerCNN, passengers were unable to turn offDaddiofor the majority of a flight from Sydney to Tokyo.
It took almost an hour before the screens turned to something more kid-friendly.
Quantas has apologized to all passengers.
The movie was clearly not suitable to play for the whole flight, a spokesperson said.
We are reviewing how the movie was selected.
