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Rachel Handler:Jackson, hello.
Unfortunately, watching it was a grim experience.
And then I made you watch it.
Jackson McHenry:With the strongest possible recommendation, which is that it was potentially brain-breaking.
Its a tale as old as slash-fiction.
DCOM protagonist who occasionally seems to have accidentally wandered onto the set of MTVsUndressed.
If anything, I wanted the whole movie to feel as goofily bowchickabowwow as the sexier scenes do.
What did you make of their chemistry/sex scenes?
JM:Honestly, its nice to see a few thrusts.
They dont put the thrusts onHeartstopper.
Unfortunately, like the rest of the movie, the sex is not the stuff of great visual beauty.
(Greta Gerwig, why did you not consider putting that inBarbie?)
That plotlines less believable than UmasSienna Miller-esqueapproach to a Southern accent.
Why didnt Truvada pony up more cash for that astoundingly unforgettable product placement?
JM:I am haunted by the image of the giant cake toppling toward the two of them.
And whither Alexs entire sister, June?
It should have been a relatively easy graft, screenplay-wise.
JM:Wait, I was denied cocaine???
JM:The montage of Alex on the campaign trail in Texas felt similarly surreal.
The crowds are never big enough.
I have no idea why the people of America are supposed to love him so.
What is e-commerce if not the logical next step for gay media with representation as its only goal?
