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Slight spoilers follow forFuriosa: A Mad Max Saga.
There are three certainties within George MillersMad Maxuniverse.
The cars are going to be tricked out beyond Xzibits and Vin Diesels wildest dreams.
Thank you to Miller for his mind!
Mr. Harley and 17.
Mr. Davidson
These two belong together.
Sure, their names are literal.
But I am making an exception for Mortiflyer Matt because Mortiflyer is an amazing descriptor.
Hes a flier who brings death, cut and dry.
Vulture
Two more that work as a pair, given their animalistic origins.
I am partial to Vulture for obvious reasons, but the brusqueness of Fang is fun, too.
And arent these very convincing names for marauder warriors raiding and ravaging at the end of the world?
None of these guys should be named, like, Greg.
I almost wish there was a Talon or Claw in the mix, but alas.
But theres something about Big Jilly that just works, isnt there?
It sounds like it could have been an aliens name in the originalMen in Black.
Hazz the Valiant and 9.
Rakka the Brackish
Our last two to group together.
Valiant, like a King Arthur story!
Brackish, like the oceans that have long since dried up!
(How can a personbebrackish?
Are they, like, the salty and sarcastic John Early of the Wasteland?
I have questions.)
Toe Jam
Were getting into the good stuff now.
Chumbucket
I wont spoil this characters arc in theMad Maxvideo gamefor anyone who starts playing after seeingFuriosa.
The Octoboss
I adore a dramatic theatrical bitch who creates mess, and thats the Octoboss for you.
Love a man who prioritizes cephalopod fashion in the end times.
Smeg
Smeg … as in smegma?
George Miller, you grotesque.
I am hoping that his name includes Rizz because someone told Miller what the youths are saying these days.
Hulme is good!)
Rictus Erectus
Yes, another repeat; our big boy was inMad Max: Fury Road.
Or does one become drawn to that career path when they are named Pissboy?
Are we dealing with nature or nurture?
Free will or fate?
Thank you for the existential dilemma, George.
And, personally, Im hoping for a sixthMad Maxmovie starring a dude named Taint.
