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This article was originally published on June 30, 2023.
Were taking it out of the freezer ahead ofThe Bears third season on Hulu.
(Looking at you, Alexis and Ted fromSchitts Creek!)
Luckily, like a restaurant with a menu thats sure to hey all,The Bearhas both!
Good thing you have me to rank them, using Mikeys (RIP) patented Let It Rip Scale.
Marcus & Syd
Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?
This ship makes as much sense as that.
And his outburst when he thought she was mad at him didnt make it any better.
It is the Olive Garden of relationships.
The one you go to when theres no other choice so you settle on it, because why not?
Youre hungry, and its there.
But thats not what Carmy needs.
Carmy needs to be pushed.
You hate it, but you tried it!
But when you get there, its different.
The burgers are dry and messy.
The fries are undercooked.
(This does not apply to Taco Bells Crunchwrap Supremes.
Those willalwaysbe fire.)
Besides, Carmys relationship with Claire was ruining the restaurant before it even opened!
Yes, I made this menu myself, but thats not the point.
But Will Poulters Luca isnt even Danish!
No language barrier here, just two bachelors in a strange place, alone together!
The ingredients are all there (mise en place, as us chefs call it).
During Carmys panic attack, images of Syd are what calms him?
Them fixing the wobbly table together to give it stability?
Him giving her that Thom Browne chefs jacket?
It may as well have been his varsity jacket!
I mean, lets talk about it!
But theres still something missing.
Actually, therestoo muchof something: salt (Claire).
Its not passing the taste test.
I need them to get to the kitchen,rearrange some things, and realize where they went wrong.
Carmy can think about what hes done while heslocked in the freezer.
This ship is ready to be plated.1,000,000 Rips
