The Bachelorette
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Tolstoy said, Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Hometowns are a tough week.
They all think Charity is lovely, and how could she not fall in love with their amazing son?
Its all just so very nice.
(Read: boring.)
Aaron
First, we head to Houston to meet Aarons family.
The theme of this date is how their connection has faltered after starting off strong.
Charity hopes they can catch up on this hometown date.
(Spoiler: They wont.)
I guess shes crying so hard because she knows Aaron will be cut this week.
How far will he make it?
:Aaron goes home this week, but well almost certainly see him onBachelor in Paradise.
(The teaser for next week shows someone unexpectedly returning, but I doubt its Aaron.
My moneys on Nehemiah.)
Bachelor odds:Not great.
Dragon slayers never get the big job.
Joey
How far will he make it?
Xavier
Here we are in Cleveland to visit Xaviers family.
It would be weirder if he didnt have those fears, tbh.
Thats a funny bit!
I love Xavier, if I havent made that clear.
How far will he make it?Unfortunately, I think well say good-bye to Xavier next week.
Bachelor odds:Hes my pick, but I doubt itll happen.
Dotun
Finally, were in Fresno to meet Dotuns family.
Hes right; this lady rules.
But then Dotuns parents walk in to surprise them, which is very sweet and extremely Charitys shit.
Who wouldnt want this woman as a mother-in-law?
Dotun gets the first rose of the ceremony.
How far will he make it?
:As soon as he pulled into that drive-in, they should have called this thing for Dotun.
Everyone else, good game, but its time to pack it in.
Bachelor odds:In the very unlikely event that Dotun isnt engaged already, he could take it.
Were going into overnights without any major drama, but it doesnt feel flat.
This is what I want!
All of this is to say, make Xavier the Bachelor, cowards!
