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In its place, the organization (literally) rolled out a brand-new Champagne carpet.
And Champagne, it turns out, looks a whole lot like beige.
And its not even a particularly nice beige either.
Thats a lot of words forbeige.
It sounds like something George Santos would say if he were a door-to-door rug salesman.
This isnt even beige butpalebeige.
They said they wanted to use a lighter shade to balance the darker space.
This is the kind of thing you only see in Hollywood … and every model home in America.
The Oscars are supposed to be a night for unabashed, cheesy ostentation!
Must everything be so dull and dreary?
Is there no place in this world for glamour anymore?
Wherefore pomp and circumstance?
