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Its ridiculousness is part of its addictive charm.
It is an emotional roller coaster, to say the absolute least.
Lucky for you, you dont have to get on that roller coaster alone.
You read that right!
So what, exactly, will you be feeling duringOuter Banksseason three?
[Warning: Deep spoilers forOuter Banksseason three lie ahead.]
Unprepared for: the Pogues to get chased by killer dogs.
See what I mean?
Its a give and a take, this Pogue Life.
Yep, its best to let the plot ofOuter Bankswash over you like a cool summer breeze.
Im concerned that the girl youths do not own one uncropped shirt.
Im concerned that no one is going to school?
But mostly, Im concerned about John B.
This sweet dummy still believes his bandana marriage to Sarah is legit.
That stuff is bad, but honestly, the bandana-marriage thing really worries me the most.
Okay, its around this point when I finally have to start asking some questions.
And by some questions, I mean, Wait, what?
The whole thing was for nothing!
So I ask you, wait, what?
Remember the shroud was supposed to be inside the cross?
Remember she killed her brother?
Shes been healed, she says!
Spoiler: She does not.
So again, I ask with my whole heart and soul: wait, what?
Weve got Ward returning to the OBX to fuck some shit up (finally!).
Weve got poisonous darts taking out people?
Weve got John Bs dad being abducted by Carlos Singh and taken to Venezuela.
Sarah hooks up with Topper!
Topper thinks theyre in love?
John B beats the shit out of Topper in front of the entire town.
Doesnt that feel so normal and good?
Like Ive Had It Up to Here With the Youths
Born a Kook.
So which am I really?
Honestly, at this point, I dont even know myself.
Yeah, no shit, Sarah, thats why youre waxing poetically about it to yourself in voice-over.
I swear to fucking God with these youths.
Wait, Im Back Into It Now
That petty little bitch Topper burns down John Bs house!
While all the Pogues are in it!
They get out, but you know what I mean.
Whew, baby, were gettinginto itnow.
is right: Heisdifferent than the other Kooks, and decides he does not want his dad murdered!
He gets to Wards hideout just in time to help his dad kill the hit man.
Father and son may have healed some wounds Ward doesnt care that Rafe wanted him dead!
but Ward now has a grievous injury.
Like I said, were getting into it!!
Taken by employees of a wilderness therapy camp set up by her parents, that is.
Id ask, Who has the time?
but this show does.
This show has the time!
The audacity of this show!
None of the Pogues are happy about this, but what other choice do they have?
And yet, they get on the plane.
JJ and Kie rely on the help of Barracuda Mike to get their own flight.
Everyone is headed to Venezuela.
Exhilarated Again!
The parents on this show are wild.
Those goofs really did it.
Its inside a cave, in case you were wondering.
Big John blows him up with a stick of dynamite.
Also, Pope and Cleo finally realize they have feelings for each other and they make out a little!
This ride never ends!
Machetes?!
The Pogues have chutzpah, thats for sure, but machetes?!
Do we actually think any one of them will stab Ward with a machete?
Have any of them ever used a machete?
Theyre just kids!!
Embarrassed
No, I really cried a lot over the death montage.
Hyped!!
Season four is a pirate treasure hunt?!
Babes, you may be done withOuter Banks, butOuter Banksis not done with you!!
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